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tastefullyoffensive:

"I need those TPS reports!"

PEOPLE ARE LIKE RASPBERRIES

teamfreekickass:

kreativedragon:

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Some are dark skinned

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Some are light skinned

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Some are big and some are small

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Some look ‘complete’ and other might not be quite there

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But no matter what

If you put them together

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And blend them up

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They taste pretty darn good

I’m getting you professional help. 

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rebelholmes:

questioningthenormal:

you dangerous, dangerous people

That’s what I never understand about the purge movies, if all laws were suspended I still don’t want to commit fucking MURDER.

ahobbitscourage:

do you ever check how much time there’s left of an episode just to make sure they won’t stop there

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theinternetkid:

This made my day

tongue-toyed:

i never really liked

my name

much

until i found out

what it tastes like

when you write it in frosting

on top of a cake

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z1c:

being 20+ on tumblr

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herhmione:

girls don’t like boys girls like accurate film adaptations of books

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