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eternal-radnesss:

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ONE

hotwinger:

hotwinger:

An apple a day does NOT keep the doctor away. I put an apple in my body EVERY. SINGLE. DAY. And EVERY SINGLE DAY, it results in a trip to the hospital. Explain to me how that makes sense!

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  • French Friend: well, the total cost of me going to Med school is about 406 a year -
  • American Friend: THOUSAND?
  • French Friend: Um, no. 406 Euro. It sounds a little high but it covers the cost of my textbooks, extra classes and most of my housing. How much is it for you?
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h0odrich:

readmor:

waterblender:

readmor:

TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTTLE STAR

HOW IWONDER WHERE U R 

UP ABOVE THE WORLD SO HIGH

HIGHER THAN A MOTHERFUCKA 

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"do you like the way I flick my tongue or nah"

kansama:

weavemunchers:

i wonder if china has fancy plates called america

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moistnoodles:

i-march-mello:

danim4ux:

THE SHEET IS MADE OUT OF WOOD TOO

Wendell Castle, Ghost Clock. 1985

THAT IS MAHOGANY

I thought this was a joke until I read the description